My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
i don’t mind the idea of being a high school level literature teacher, but parents would hate me
re re re re re: “the great gatsby gay”
| would you prefer for me to lie to them? fuck you janice i have tenure
sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness
that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry
Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace
me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*
guests: ?????????????????????????????
me: :)
Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
Tbh if someone can’t bring out ya ugly laugh then they not for u
THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE
- going 2 bed on time
- healthy romantic relationships
- eating without worrying about calories
- living alone
- non-traditional career paths
- loving yourself
- being old and happy
feel free to add on!!